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Poor and Rich
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沒錢的時候，養豬； Poor, keep pig
有錢的時候，養狗。 Rich, keep dog
沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜； Poor, have vegetables at home
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。 Rich, have vegetables (mistress) at hotel
沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車； Poor, ride bicycle on roads
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。 Rich, ride exercise bike at home
沒錢的時候想結婚； Poor, wish to get married
有錢的時候想離婚。 Rich, wish to get divorced
沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書； Poor, wife doubles as secretary
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。 Rich, secretary doubles as wife
沒錢的時候假裝有錢； Poor, pretends to be rich
有錢的時候假裝沒錢。 Rich, pretends to be poor
人啊，都不講實話： Human just not honest
說股票是毒品，都在玩； Say stocks are poison, but play
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈； Say money is evil, but want more
說美女是禍水，都想要； Say pretty women are problem but want
說高處不勝寒，都在爬； Say high position is lonely but clamour for it
說煙酒傷身體，就不戒； Say smoking/alcohol unhealthy but won't give up
說天堂最美好，都不去!!! Say heaven is great but don't work to go there
當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八； Society today, poor eat meat,
Rich eat prawns,leaders eat turtles
男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳人露肉； Men wants to be tall, women wants to
be slim,
Dog wears clothes and but people
wears very little.
過去把第一次留給丈夫； Used to reserve the first time for husband
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。 but now reserve the first birth for
husband.
鄉下早晨雞叫人， Morning in village, chicken calls people
城裡晚上人叫雞； Night in city, people calls 'chicken'
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身， Old society, actress sells her skills not
body.
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。 New society, actress sells body not skills
人生是什麼? 只用了4 4 個字,
就把人生講完了... 所以人與人,
有啥好計較的咧? 快樂好相處比較重要啦！
1 歲 時 出場亮相 10 歲 時 功課至上 20 歲 時
春心盪漾 30 歲 時 職場對抗 40 歲 時 身材發胖
50 歲 時 打打麻將 60 歲 時 老當益壯 70 歲 時
常常健忘 80 歲 時 搖搖晃晃 90 歲 時 迷失方向
100 歲 時 掛在牆上
What is life ? Only 44 words needed to describe full cycle
so live and let live ? More important to be happy and
live in harmony.
1 yr old, show yourself; 10 yr old, study comes first; 20
yr old, looking for partners; 30 yr old, stress with career;
40 yr old, getting fat; 50 yr old, play Mahjong; 60 yr old,
old but strong; 70 yr old, memory failing; 80 yr old, cannot
stand steady; 90 yr old, can't find my way; 100 yr old,
photo on the wall."
有錢的時候，養狗。 Rich, keep dog
沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜； Poor, have vegetables at home
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。 Rich, have vegetables (mistress) at hotel
沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車； Poor, ride bicycle on roads
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。 Rich, ride exercise bike at home
沒錢的時候想結婚； Poor, wish to get married
有錢的時候想離婚。 Rich, wish to get divorced
沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書； Poor, wife doubles as secretary
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。 Rich, secretary doubles as wife
沒錢的時候假裝有錢； Poor, pretends to be rich
有錢的時候假裝沒錢。 Rich, pretends to be poor
人啊，都不講實話： Human just not honest
說股票是毒品，都在玩； Say stocks are poison, but play
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈； Say money is evil, but want more
說美女是禍水，都想要； Say pretty women are problem but want
說高處不勝寒，都在爬； Say high position is lonely but clamour for it
說煙酒傷身體，就不戒； Say smoking/alcohol unhealthy but won't give up
說天堂最美好，都不去!!! Say heaven is great but don't work to go there
當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八； Society today, poor eat meat,
Rich eat prawns,leaders eat turtles
男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳人露肉； Men wants to be tall, women wants to
be slim,
Dog wears clothes and but people
wears very little.
過去把第一次留給丈夫； Used to reserve the first time for husband
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。 but now reserve the first birth for
husband.
鄉下早晨雞叫人， Morning in village, chicken calls people
城裡晚上人叫雞； Night in city, people calls 'chicken'
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身， Old society, actress sells her skills not
body.
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。 New society, actress sells body not skills
人生是什麼? 只用了4 4 個字,
就把人生講完了... 所以人與人,
有啥好計較的咧? 快樂好相處比較重要啦！
1 歲 時 出場亮相 10 歲 時 功課至上 20 歲 時
春心盪漾 30 歲 時 職場對抗 40 歲 時 身材發胖
50 歲 時 打打麻將 60 歲 時 老當益壯 70 歲 時
常常健忘 80 歲 時 搖搖晃晃 90 歲 時 迷失方向
100 歲 時 掛在牆上
What is life ? Only 44 words needed to describe full cycle
so live and let live ? More important to be happy and
live in harmony.
1 yr old, show yourself; 10 yr old, study comes first; 20
yr old, looking for partners; 30 yr old, stress with career;
40 yr old, getting fat; 50 yr old, play Mahjong; 60 yr old,
old but strong; 70 yr old, memory failing; 80 yr old, cannot
stand steady; 90 yr old, can't find my way; 100 yr old,
photo on the wall."
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